Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Smiling Chewbacca

The slang term used to describe an unshaven vagina.

"Last night I went out with Irene and I pounded her smiling chewbacca"

by P. Thompson May 21, 2003

dagenham smile

Buttock cleavage exhibited by large people when wearing ill-fitting or inadequate trousers. Most commonly associated with workmen and labourers in the construction trade. Often referred to as a "brickie's arse" or "builder's bum".

When the plumber bent over to pick up his wrench my mum copped an eyeful of his dagenham smile.

by Squirrel Face February 5, 2004

pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

forced smile

when you want to throw a brick at their face but you have to be nice

Bitchy person thats been in your whole life and is friends with ur friends: can you go away
you: hahaha *forced smile*

in your head: f u, I chuck a brick when u aint lookin

that bitchy person who i was talking about before: *says "bye i love you" to all your friends besides you, then looks at you* bye love you to *forced smile*

by SaltyTaco May 27, 2015

Frog Smile

A sexual maneuver that involves the male and female partner getting naked, with the option of having two males. The male is positioned behind the female, both in squatting position like a frog. The male then does a leapfrog jump over the female/male dragging his penis along the back side of the female/male.

The other night my girl asked me to give her my best frog smile.

by Billybloodshot September 18, 2015