nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

That-boi-nobody

That one idiot that makes you laugh

Did you see That-boi-nobody’s post

by Ya-boi-nobody May 24, 2021

Nobody

Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody

nobody

by HelpMeImInSangwoosBasement May 22, 2021

Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway

“Nobody knows the meaning of life”

“I do?!?!?”

by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody

A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.

Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody

by 771209 February 19, 2022

nobody cares

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.

"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"

by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024

Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade; for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).

Despite playing by the rules, Parker decided to give Naomi the Nobody Treatment for not being popular to prevent her from claiming a pair of new headphones in favor of someone else.

Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.

by Super Saiyazard April 18, 2024