Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez

Formerly owned my Texas State's own Shannon Gaga and was known as Carlos Spirit-Dog Cantu.

Due to physically,mentally and sometimes sexually abuse by S. Gaga, Carlos went to the higher spirit court to get emanicpated. Soon after, Carlos was quickly adopted by his new awesome mommy, Amanda. From there, Carlos had joined an awesome cool family consisted of Aunt Mandy, Hot Granny Brooke, Phil the spirit hamster and Cousin Ginger.

Carlos is happy and well-loved my his family and new set of friends!

How's the most awesome spirit animal to ever existed?

- Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez !!!

by Smarles Smunior April 29, 2010

April 28: Melanie Martinez day

On this day it's Melanie Martinez birthday and thats why we should devote this day to her

It's april 28: Melanie Martinez day

by Space_Giraffe April 28, 2020

Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

A Furry with spending problems.

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

by Loucus July 30, 2022

Maria De los Angeles Martinez

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023

Ceaser Martinez

Cesar Martinez was 4 months and died but is now a angle of God a handsome kid that wasn't abla to live a full live but was love by everyone

Ceaser martinez

by Cupcake1234567 January 19, 2015

salty martinez

When a guy cums on a taco and feeds it to you.

Girl, you look hungry... I'ma feed you a salty Martinez.

by Jomart443 December 11, 2016

Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.

"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."

by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019