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Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom
by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris Folsom

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021
mugGet the Kris Folsommug.

kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him
โ€œhave you heard of kris?โ€
โ€œback off fact got. thats my bfโ€
by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024
mugGet the krismug.

Kris

Has A Big Dick, Gets Hella "Hoes" Super Original And Like Eating Pussy And Tits.
Kris Has A Big Dick.
by Look Pimps November 20, 2023
mugGet the Krismug.

You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson
You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
mugGet the You know kris kristofferson?mug.

Kris

Bonita ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป
Heโ€™s so Kris (Bonita ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป)
by Pennypennypenny April 24, 2025
mugGet the Krismug.
It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
mugGet the Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.mug.

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