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Poopy on the floor

Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*
by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020
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Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!
by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011
mugGet the Floor Hampermug.

Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
by soopafukka April 27, 2009
mugGet the Floor beermug.

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012
mugGet the Floor Closetmug.

Wall Of Floor

A word that people of a low intelligence use to describe the floor. This is something that people say to sound cool and/or fancy, but it often has the opposite effect.
Yo, look at the Wall of floor, it looks sick!
by breadsauce4 September 5, 2022
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floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.
Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
mugGet the floor hammug.

have the floor

If someone has the floor, they are the person who is speaking in a debate or discussion.
May I have the floor for one second?!
by PolPol94 April 13, 2021
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