Half-couple

When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.

Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?

Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!

by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018

couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina

Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!

by rabbit4 May 22, 2018

unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.

Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.

by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014

Couple Kink

A kink or fetish a couple shares

MY GFs and my couple kink is creampies

by OccamsRzr April 23, 2020

dinky couple

Dual Income No Kids Yet

Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.

by The Good Negotiator December 19, 2015

Craigslist Couple

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together

Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

A gay couple

When a boy and a boy have a intimate relationship

Like Charlie Guy and Charlie Willoughby and maybe some Mohamed are a gay couple

by Bjvivufg October 16, 2017