Sal The Skeleton

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

by CD__ April 6, 2024

SAL

Sucking At Life
You probably don't think of your future you fat cheeto eating piece of shit

You play Hentai Simulator 14 hours a day? How is SAL?

by Lil. Urban March 30, 2021

SALS

Ship and let ship, used in the context of fandoms for pairings of characters.

Person 1: I want character A and character B to end up together, literally die if you ship anything different.
Person 2: SALS dude, it’s not that serious

by genderfluid so its always gay July 22, 2022

The Pirate Sal

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.

Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.

by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021

SAL

EMO AF

ELLA: "SAL ARE YOU EMO?"

SAL:"YES"

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

sal

umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.

sal stop those aligator shoes are ugly.

by Hannah Bannanananannana March 26, 2019

sals

a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.

person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool

by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021