Stop talking Rio son, the Earth is not flat and it's idiotic to suggest fans should buy their football club.
by MagicMag March 25, 2021
Get the Talking Rio mug.Rio is an amazing friend and the most sweetest person I have ever met in my whole lifetime to be completely honest with you. She is beautiful, smart, amazing, amazing, smart, did I mention amazing? Anywhore if you ever meet Rio than treat her right or I will whoop your ass. Rio is the person I talk to everyday and look forward to talking to everyday. When I wake up she is the first person I text, and when I go to sleep she is the last person I talk to before sleeping. I can be annoying and stupid at times and she doesn’t mind at all, that’s what makes me comfortable around her. She is like a sister to me and if you talk shit about her, once again I will beat that ass. Anywhoreeeee IF YOURE READING THIS RIO ILY NO HOMO LMAOAOAOAAOA
by Isotnwjisskid April 13, 2021
Get the Rio mug.Rio is a super cute fluffy Pomeranian doggo. He is super feisty and is mostly a bad boy. He acts like a cat sometimes but mostly he is a super exited smol bean, fluffy Cotten ball. He is soo cute and irresistible but he might get annoying g when he continuously barks foreverrrrrr. Other then that Rio is an adorable pet.
by EEEKOOKAAAK May 7, 2021
Get the Rio mug.Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
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by Ryan LE SOUEF October 30, 2023
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