A Jule is what everyone needs in his or her life. Not having a Jule is like having one layered toilet paper: Still possible, but generally shit. On a rainy day, one looks out of the window, asking: Where is my Jule? And on a sunny day, one looks out of the window, up to the bright sun, asking: Jule? Is that you? Because a Jule is not like the stars. A Jule is like the sun, that when the Jule is around you, it gets in your face with a bright power that could blind you and you close your eyes and smile to enjoy the warmth (and the Jule). A Jule is also very smart. She drops highly precise and amusing statements, that leave you saying: "Witty this Jule, witty". Overall, a Jule saves any scented candle in a room as big as the EU Council meeting room, because in an area of 10 meters around her, everything will wonderfully smell like a vanilla Oreo. You cannot miss her presence at any moment (breath). Generally, a Jule can replace your oxygen. It is advised to have a daily dosis of Jule, which is said to cure any hick-up forever and even increases your eyesight. Because you need good eyesight to fully enjoy the presence of the Jule. Some people wear glasses on purpose, just to have an even clearer picture of the Jule and to put it as their mental Mona Lisa. Because if you would paint a Jule and put it in the Louvre, the museum wouldn't fit as many people as would come to see her, which is why the Jule is now only to see for some happy and privileged people in this world.
Why are you so happy? - I saw the Jule today and I am full of sunshine now
You look stunningly beautiful in these clothes! You look just like a Jule
Keep calm and hug a Jule
You look stunningly beautiful in these clothes! You look just like a Jule
Keep calm and hug a Jule
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Get the Jules Dad mug.Jules is an alien from a planet in which skin is entirely penetrable and orgasm only comes from laughter. This is why Jules will always be found giggling and laying in the sun or rolling in other textured materials.
Jules are assigned a mission planet at birth but are not told their aim in early childhood. Occasionally members of their child community will send helpful signals via meteors and other solar patterns. This is why Juleses found on earth are often confused, spacey, and dreamy. They know they have a purpose, but are often founding gazing into the distances looking for a sign of direction.
Jules are assigned a mission planet at birth but are not told their aim in early childhood. Occasionally members of their child community will send helpful signals via meteors and other solar patterns. This is why Juleses found on earth are often confused, spacey, and dreamy. They know they have a purpose, but are often founding gazing into the distances looking for a sign of direction.
person 1: “yesterday i saw this ethereal being running nude across the golf course behind my house. it was a full moon; you think it was a ghost?”
person 2: “nope. it was probably just a jules”
person 2: “nope. it was probably just a jules”
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She is caring, creative, funny and smart and cooks the best pumpkin soup in the world.
It is more than necessary to have her in your life!
She is caring, creative, funny and smart and cooks the best pumpkin soup in the world.
It is more than necessary to have her in your life!
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Get the Jule mug.Jule is a very kind, smart and loving girl, who tries to take care for everyone. She stands up for her opinion and sometimes even likes to argue. Jule is a great friend, who always gives good advices, is super supportive and helpful. Sometimes she needs time for herself and enjoys being listened to. She loves socializing but doesn’t really like to be the spotlight. Still she willingly is the leader and can even be a lil bossy. Never the less you immediately are going to love Jule even if you’ve just met her. She has a strong charisma and sometimes you wish you were her. Jule dresses super cool, has a beautiful features, outstanding eyes and a rather small body. Also she attracts a lot of guys with her kind of mystical and impressive appearance.
I’m so glad Jule is my sister.
Wow I just met a girl named Jule, I’m so impressed by her! I wish she were my friend.
I can’t take my eyes of that girl, I should try and get her number.
- Whoa, that’s Jule she has a ton of guys waiting for her, but go ahead and try maybe you’ll win her heart.
Wow I just met a girl named Jule, I’m so impressed by her! I wish she were my friend.
I can’t take my eyes of that girl, I should try and get her number.
- Whoa, that’s Jule she has a ton of guys waiting for her, but go ahead and try maybe you’ll win her heart.
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