Bryson

Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.
Johnny, whatever you do; don’t be like your buddy Bryson”
by Darth_Vader1994 November 03, 2023
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by notbrysin October 25, 2019
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smells and doesn't know how to show, does not like to cut his hair, likes to date trans that look like them and their name is most likely emily, most of all a small penis.
Eww he smells, his name must be bryson.
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bryson,

i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
Person 1: Hey who’s that?
Person 2: That’s Bryson.
Person 1: He’s got good style!
by KC_2007 November 21, 2023
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A boy with a brown mullet and brown eye's a guy who is a flirt but also sweet the guy who sits really close to you at lunch to talk to his friend.
Girl: Damn who's that dude?
Guy: Him that's Bryson
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Someone that lies their way to the top, but has absolutely no clue how to do their job.

Someone that throws their authority around, to cover up the fact that they know nothing.

Some that belittle others, to hide their own incompetence.
Our new supervisor is such a Bryson, it does not matter what you ask him, his only reply is, shouldn't you know that, isn't that what we are paying you for. Now get back to work before I replace you.
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Big dick guy who is usually shy but knows the answer to everything. Bryson is important. Everyone needs a Bryson.
That’s Bryson.
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