Zoey is the most beautiful GIRL I've ever seen. Her eyes, most beautiful deep green. Her hair, prettiest colour, the way it shines in the sun. Her smile, I could get lost in it for hours, her laugh makes me laugh. Just looking at her makes me smile uncontrollably. I absolutely love her to pieces. Best girlfriend I could ever imagine!
by Stella B November 9, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.
Who's that?
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
Get the Zoeymug. A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.
why is zoey so fucking hot?
by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. zoey; meaning life. zoey is an amazing person. she's smart, absolutely stunning, and a great friend. she has an inviting aura and loves to give advice. zoey has many great qualities but sometimes shes a bitch, and i mean like a BITCHHHH, but besides that shes pretty cool. her dislikes are clingy people and pepsi! she likes cats and being with her friends. having zoey as a girlfriend could be a struggle because she has major commitment issues but once you let her know how much you care for her shes all in. zoeys are very attractive maybe because theyre very personable and down to earth. zoeys are spectacular people and you should bow at their feet.
by usuckmyballs November 21, 2021
Get the zoeymug. the beautiful, witty, funny and popular kid you can't help but want to be near all the time. loved by many, a total hottie and also a cutie, definitely the queen of duality.
..person 1: i want to be that person's friend
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
by gyuwaffles June 10, 2020
Get the zoeymug. She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
Get the Zoeymug.