Zak

Zak is a loving person, zak will make you love life he will make you happy when you are feeling down. Zak has the best heart and loves to apologise. Zak doesn’t like drama but when it comes to the people he loves he will do anything for them even if that means getting himself into shit. Zak loves animals and sports he is active and fit he is also super handsome. Zak has a funny personality and a old man laugh he will make you feel like the happiest person to exist. He loves his family and friends and most of all food, zak loves food so hide your food from zak especially chocolate cake!!! go find yourself a zak he will make you feel a type of happiness you’ve never felt before!

zak loves chocolate cake

by dayhh23479972 May 13, 2022

Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.

"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."

by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

Zak

Zak is a kind hearted guy with a extremely large penis that also doesn’t take no shit

Uno that guy zak

He made me scream

by Mr munch November 24, 2021

Zak

zak(batman) is strong and quiet. He avoids social events except when its necessary for him to make an appearance. Zak(batman) is very lovable when you get to know him but initially it is hard to make it past the walls around his heart. Zak(batman) is tall, has dark and curly hair, and amazing style. All the girls love him and he ignores them all except for that one special girl. Zak(batman) is loyal ane also a genius. Some call him an ordinary civilian but those that know him call him batman. Zak(batman) is a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante and a heavy metal rapping machine.

Ordinary Civilian: woah i havent been robbed in weeks!
Me: Oh thats just zak, doing his duty.

by fall_bunny April 1, 2024

pulling a zak

An Instance where a boy scares away a girl by walking up and asking if she wants to hear you play bass

Guy: hey wanna see me play bass?
Girl: are you seriously pulling a Zak right now?

by BadassNinjaPirate April 16, 2019

Zak

Zak is a wonderful person you don't want to fuck up with him otherwise you will get raped by his huge ass cock

I don't want to fuck up otherwise Zak will do something to me

by jellyreal23 March 8, 2024

zak

Zak is the type of person to be all nice to you but he can f**k you over and make you so happy and he can make you feel loved and then he can completely ruin you be careful around zaks

"Zak said he loved me "
couple days/weeks later
"he left for no reason😭"

by Liaa🥀 January 24, 2021