can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

Can you pack up?

When your driving your maths teacher up the wall and they ask you to leave the classroom.

Alfie can you pack up?

by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 10, 2018

CAN YOU KILL ME

NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

by A v e r y °-° February 03, 2021

Can you x me

Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.

A: Can you x me
B: Sure I can.

by TopText July 31, 2017

can you speak more slush?

slush is the word kim taeyung used on burn the stage

Taehyung: can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: slush?
Taehyung: slowly
Taehyung: slush *laughs*

by Bts?? March 29, 2018

I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019

can you lend a nigga a pencil?

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

by El Profesor June 11, 2007