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Lesbian years

Lesbian years are similar to dog years. When lesbians date and then fall in love, time really flies. There's not a real science to it, just think, roughly double. I round when necessary.
I was telling my friend "oh yeah remember when I dated that narcissist for five months? It was really like a year in lesbian years. "
by Lin-Zeee February 18, 2021
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019
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new years eve

new years eve is actaully a verb: to new years eve, someone

It begins when two couples are drunk and are sleeping in the same room. (originally on New years eve and in bunk-beds) Couple A is on the bottom, and couple B is on the top. Then, a few minutes after the lights are off, couple A starts to go at it. Pretty soon, couple B, dizzy and lying awake on the top bunk, are rocking back and forth, mortified from the drunken, horny sex going on below them.
Sam: Tres, we're going to new years eve your ass tonight! (said from member of Couple B to member of Couple A, so that Couple B can have their revenge)
by Couple B March 1, 2008
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Trump-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Trump-years. By the time we get him out in 2020 I will be over one hundred Trump-years-old! "
by SAJESQNYC April 26, 2017
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Ostrich Years

Major world insatbility and poverty that will lead to the 'trivializing' of TV news' coverage as 'water wars', 'climate wars' would lead all humanity into riots and all-encompassing chaos!
Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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donkey years

Many, long years; a long time spanning 2 or more years. Used when those years felt long.
Wow thats gonna take donkey years to finish
by Bri.P. October 20, 2010
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