Yaoism

An unofficial, polytheistic religion that worships yaoi and/or shounen ai and the two gods Uke and Seme
Yaoism is common amongst girls, most of them being girls who like or love anime.
You sin in Yaoism when you favor yuri over yaoi, blaspheme yaoi, or go against yaoi. Those are the three common ways to sin, but there are plenty more.
Yaoism does not have a book to follow yet. The belief of Yaoism is spreading across the globe. The holidays of Yaoism are on March 25, May 10 and December 18 to 21. In order, they are Analster, Hangover, and Yaoika.

I worship the gods Uke and Seme of the religion Yaoism.

by Tails Turrosaki December 22, 2009

yaoigasm

The action of gasmic properties that often occurs as a result of prolonged exposure to scenes of yaoi. It typically manifests itself in the form of girlish squeals, but manifestations can include actual orgams, cutegasms and the production of fuzzy-like substances in the stomach.

I was watching the whole of Junjou Romantica the other day, and I like TOTALLY yaoigasmed!

by DawnStar May 26, 2009

YaoiLover

Someone who loves seeing guy's smuting each other. Or guys kissing other guys. Or guy on guy romance.

"Woah did you see her? She was a total YaoiLover."

by 2smart4you June 20, 2009

yaoin

a word that is used to describe epic lit moments with the homies, and sick clips in games

me : "yo that clip i hit was straight yaoin, like sheeeeesh"

my boys : for real for real, and that sick burrito i made was pure yaoin!"

by positivityeric April 16, 2021

yaoitastic

Something amazingly gay, or just amazing in general.

Person 1: Wow that fanfiction was yaoitastic!
Person 2: ??????

by yaoitastic December 7, 2018

yaoin' out

to abruptly leave the company of your friends for unknown or unnecessary reasons

"i have to go home to do something"

"okay...that's cool youre yaoin' out"

by Eric Hoskins February 8, 2007

Yaoism

The idea that someone is completely and utterly head over heels obsessed with Yaoi and everything to do with peepees and buttholes of the male body.

AKA a fanatic of guy on guy. <3

I have been living a lie, as I have yet to experience and Yaoism and tenten totally has.

Tenten and her Yaoisms got me thinking i need all the guy on guy porn in my lifffffe.

by PinkypieDei May 11, 2019