Xander

Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander

Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck

by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021

Xander nassiri

Faggot Iranian with a gay brother

Gay faggot Xander nassiri with a gay brother

by Fatcunt123 January 25, 2019

Xander

Xander is a nice guy who will be a good friend if you give him a chance, he is not very energetic or brave, but he treats you best, at the cost of his own mental health, Xander is often depressed and needs a lot of attention, but once he feels better he will continue treating you like a royal, a very insecure and depressed boy

person 1: did you talk to Xander today?
person 2: no, i havent.
person 1: he seemed depressed.

by Saiyan0 December 14, 2021

Xander

Xander is a person with some dark humor, although not always good humor. He's smart and very rarely nerdy, but sometimes he can act like a dumb guy. Although his looks have a lot of potential, it's pretty wasted because he doesn't really care about his appearance (Not that he is ugly). He's pretty open to good friends but keeps most of his emotions to himself. Is a super nice guy who can adjust to almost any situation. But you gotta watch out. If he's got his eyes on a girl, he will most likely make sure he isn't going to the next one empty-handed 😉. Although many want to be his friend, he doesn't let a lot of people close to him. And if you think you finally know everything about him, you would be proven dead wrong because he's got a lot of different sides. But luckily he's not two faced.

Bro, it's the asocial one Xander.
What do you mean, he's always with a different girl.

by XanderGazer November 21, 2021

xander

the most annoying person ever, when he walks into a room everyone leaves. probably very short, makes exist jokes, and gets no bitches. he's also a terrible friend.

omgggg your being such a xander

by hehehheheheh cheese June 3, 2022

Xander

Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name

Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu

by Father large August 24, 2020

Xander

An individual who is not motivated with little to no desirable qualities for either a mate or employers. Yet have a strong senses of entitlements and delusions of grandeur.

The Xander students refuses to study and expects to receive a good result.

by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024