the Womps

Usually occurs the morning after snorting some bad blow. The environment around you compresses in and out and makes that Godawful "womping" noise. We've all done it.

I did that line of brown snow off the urinal lastnigh. It was brutal. When i was driving home this morning I had a gnarly case of the Womps, it felt like my brain was an astrojump.

by Jayfl!p April 24, 2009

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

Ogre Womp

To hit, strike, smack, slap or slamp any object with the force of an Ogre.

"He grabbed that fish out of the water and Ogre Womp'd it against a rock"

by DistanceSkater April 24, 2017

Stompie Wompie

When some eats your hamburger then ejaculates in your stew, so you curb stomp them exactly 13 times while dancing with Mr. Pickles.

Jeffery: Yo what did you do to Mike after he ate your hamburger and ejaculated into it?

Tom: I gave him that Stompie Wompie so hard pickles came out his ears.

by Themanwhoshitshimself February 9, 2021

Trumpy Wumpy

A Trump supporter

See that guy over there? He's a huge Trumpy Wumpy.

by O' Chungus September 25, 2022

Mog Womp

When a large (sometimes feral) street cat smacks you upside your head so violently that your perceptions are realtered.

My boy got Mog Womped and now he's a Jehovahs Witness.

by Vauxhall95 September 5, 2023

J Wellington Wimpy

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.

J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015