A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!
by Angry Chicagoan April 9, 2011
Get the Wisconsin Driver mug.Wisconsin. Supposedly home of a cow in every backyard, cheese filling the fridge, accents like dis eh?, drunk 9 year olds, tractors on every road, and blizzards in July. No.
Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart.
You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with.
Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people.
We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween.
We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere.
We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.
Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart.
You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with.
Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people.
We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween.
We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere.
We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.
Californian: OMG. LIKE WISCONSIN. OMG. SO WEIRD AND GROSS SO FULL OF REDNECKS. LIKE OMG.
Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
by mynameisme. August 11, 2011
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A yes or no question at the end of a sentence forcing the person to answer with strictly yes or no, but is only given the "no" as an option, however, they could answer yes. Most often, people give a protracted answer instead of just giving a yes or no. This is primarily posed in conversations in Wisconsin, however, it is also found in other states and provinces of Canada. It is thrown around willy-nilly unwittingly by the interrogator in the conversation.
Do you work for Associated Financial group OR NO?
Do you think Brett Favre is a pussy since he retired and came back like a drama queen OR NO?
(Wisconsin option)
Do you think Brett Favre is a pussy since he retired and came back like a drama queen OR NO?
(Wisconsin option)
by gipnfdl October 16, 2008
Get the Wisconsin Option mug.Wisconsin Rapids, literally the only town that is not on the Wisconsin map, if you’ve seen black panther, Wisconsin Rapids is the Wakanda of towns, minus the income of money, Wisconsin Rapids is also very poor, don’t expect a new store to last a year. Do not, I REPEAT DO NOT GO SEARCHING FOR THIS SHITTY TOWN.
Carl: Yo dude you wanna go to rapids with me?
Me: fuck no bro, I rather eat a bowl of shit from someone who has Crabs than to go to Wisconsin Rapids.
Me: fuck no bro, I rather eat a bowl of shit from someone who has Crabs than to go to Wisconsin Rapids.
by MyPseudonymWasTakenSoIDK June 4, 2018
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-You see that fat chick Joe meet at that party?
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!
by ANTPATALE January 29, 2009
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Get the Wisconsin Fakey mug.An awesome place that people live in right outside of Appleton, Wisconsin. Unfortunately, all of them are basically forced to be in the Hortonville School District, so tat means that they have to go to Hortonville Highschool. That place is filled with abnoxious rednecks and hicks with bigs trucks and are overly obsessed with TRUCKS AND MUD. All of their trucks in the parking lot have huge tires and smoke stacks. They even have a designated snowmobile parking area. More on Greenville Wisconsin, they have the Catfish races and do fun stuff all year round... while Hortonville sits in the hunting spots they have and such... all year.
by LAWLHEY!!!! March 10, 2011
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