Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

winter buddy

a friend of the opposite sex with whom you spend those long winter nights with just to save on the heating bill. sex may or may not be involved

jeff- who was that girl i saw in your room last night?
ben- that was april m winter buddy.

by Willus February 29, 2008

winter pouch

That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.

Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.

by MADdancer December 6, 2016

hg winter

Hot girl winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter

Autumn is over, hg winter is here

by SuperHG November 22, 2022

Winter Scrote

The growing of hair on the scrotum following a period of baldness (possibly following a back, crack and sack wax) so your balls stay nice and snuggly warm.

Christ, it's getting cold out. I may have to start wearing my winter scrote.

by Taffysteve August 20, 2008

Swagglear Winter

After effect of dropping a Nuclear Swagg Bomb. Complete and total swag devastation. i.e. Winning WSWII. Swagnazi's Bowdown!

When haters in the club be hatin. I get my guns up. Throwdown a Swagglear Winter on them shits!

by Farley Buckets October 26, 2011

ivo in winter

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seemse very computer wold bee dragon paper ruby ball golden spin infected adolescence rain water flood mechanism male luigi senior nugget knight tree

a way of insulting
bob: i hate you
cheeseman: says you, ivo in winter

by cheesetaxer 7375 June 26, 2023