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winter pouch

That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.
Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.
by MADdancer December 6, 2016
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Winter's Kiss

Ejaculating into a guys butthole, after which he sits on your face and you eat your own cum out his arse.
"That Winter's Kiss wouldn't have been possible if i hadn't blue balled myself for 2 weeks"
by Aladrosa August 16, 2018
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Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.
The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.
by dextrocardia March 10, 2007
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Lana Winters

a character on American Horror Story played by Sarah Paulson, aka the prettiest woman alive.
Lana Winters is the hottest woman out here
by httpkase April 22, 2021
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winter break

Winter break is the thing that every student looks forward to from the first day of school. When it's close people's brains will just stop working and you will forget about studying, tests, homework, and projects. When winter break is close you can expect your grade to drop as you spend every waking moment counting down the nano-seconds. On the last day of school 75% of your classmates won't even show up and the people who do will spend all day staring at a clock, going on their phones, playing music, and talking to their friends. And what will the teachers do? Well, most will either not make you do anything or have some fun activity planned. Some will just tell you to do any homework, and or missing assignments, a few will just stop caring and let you go on your phone, however, some will treat it as an actual day of school. Those teachers will give you homework, assignments, projects, and stuff to do over break. When school ends the second the clock hits 3:00 PM or 2:00 PM or whatever time your school goes out it will turn into a war zone. Everyone will be bolting for the exit and beating each other to get out the door in anticipation of the great break they are about to have. When you leave your classroom everyone bolts to there lockers and stampedes each other. Then when school ends and winter break is in full swing you don't really do much.
friend 1: Dude you excited for winter break?
Friend 2: fuck yeah, these last five minutes are killing me
*5 minutes later*
friend 1: oh shit, schools over
friend 2: see you in a few weeks

*enters the warzone that is leaving the classroom*
*first day of school back from break*
friend 1: so what did you do over break

friend 2: nothing, how about you
friend 1: same
*both sighs*
by lil 69 December 14, 2019
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Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
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Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
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