Black widow

When a girl shits onto a guys face and then sits on it, smearing it over his face and possibly into his mouth. While she does this she punches him in the stomach, leaving painful bruises and him half dead.
He was left lying in the street after she black widowed him.
by Sunset Salamander March 30, 2011
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Widow Makers

A freakin' sweet roller derby team located in Humboldt County, California - named after the limbs that fall off of trees and kill people.
We got creamed last night by the Widow Makers from Humboldt Roller Derby. They literally mopped the track with our jammer.
by Vena Schnytzel March 03, 2011
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Warcraft Widow

An online game enjoyed by millions.

There are 3 types of people in the world.. those that play warcraft, those that have never heard of warcraft and those that know someone who plays warcraft.

Those that play: Have online friends from all over the world and often play Warcraft to escape their nagging partners, disgusting room mates and boring friends.

Those that have never heard of warcraft: Usualy spend all their time partying and wasting money on beer

Those that know someone who plays Warcraft: Resent the fact that a game is more appealing than they are and will try ANYTHING to get the player away from the computer because "they need a real life"

There are millions of "warcraft widows" that would like to see their partners stop playing so they can go and sit and watch endless hours of tv, soaps and x-factor with them instead, not realising the irony of this. Think about it... If YOU were more appealing then the game would take 2nd place.

Partners should consider themselves lucky that they know where their Warcraft playing partner is ;)
I don't need to get a life, I play Warcraft, I have lots of lives.

warcraft widow: "oh my husband plays on that silly game for 5 hours a day! Why can't he just come and sit with me to watch Reality tv, soaps and take up knitting!"
by Imzadi Hunter November 02, 2010
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widow licker

A retard that sits at the back of a special needs bus with his tounge hanging out.
Look at those bunch of widow lickers
by Lucifus May 24, 2005
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White Widow

An overhyped midgrade type of weed that americans think is the jam but the dutch pass off as nothing special. Can get a quarter of it for 30 bucks in holland
Yo, David, you get any good bud? Yeah. I got some super mexican haze that kicks the shit out of that white widow we had the other day. Bitchin'!
by Tom Bosley April 11, 2005
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Brown widow

1) The offspring of a brown recluse and a black widow.

2) When there is blood in the shape of a black widow's diamond on your partners ass hole after anal intercourse.
Ex. 1: I almost got bit by a brown widow!

Ex. 2: I totally brown widowed my chick last night dude.
by JamddL December 11, 2010
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Widow Whomp

A widow whomp is when you fuck a widow for comfort
Dude after the funeral I totally widow whomped Ms.Daniels
by ACORDE2 September 29, 2009
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