weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".

OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.

by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020

Weekend Warrior

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.

Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?

by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021

nude weekend

When a bunch of adults dont tell there kids what they are doing and scares the shit out of them

Kids leave the house for a few days
why?
We are having a nude weekend
Holy shit

by A man of his word November 15, 2010

Reverse Weekend

The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.

Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."

by mrblarg November 5, 2013

Long Weekend Sweatpants

The sweatpants you where during or the day after a long weekend. Usually seen in schools, not work.

Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup

by XtheandroidX January 26, 2014

Double Weekend

A four day weekend.

Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.

Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."

Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."

by Bad Larry Tanzania February 17, 2014

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014