weed 

weed is the best thiing that could ever happen to homo sapiens. after you smoke it your balls get tingly as fuck.

kyle: wanna go smoke weed?

chad: yea i love it when my balls tingle

weed by tajin October 12, 2021

weed 

harmless plant used to clear the mind

weed is not a drug

weed by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed July 14, 2009

weed 

a drug that can be smoked or eaten
weed also known as

herb
cannabis
marijuana

most people who use weed consider it less harming then alcohol and that weed sould be legal

side effects:
faster heart beat
red eyes
paranoia

lets get high!!!! with some good ol weed

weed by retardwithweed October 16, 2009

WEED 

the miricle leaf that make people happy and wanna catch and un-catchable dragon.

weed im mean dragon i need u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEED by weedsalot April 6, 2010

WEED 

The BesT Damn Thing in This WORLD! It makes you feel so good eventho it smells bad. its the best feeling ever if u dont smoke weed then theres something wrong with you becuz its so damn go0d MICK"S smokes it look up the word mick

Guy1: HEY DO U HAVE SUM WEED?
Guy2: YES i do
GUy1:omg pass the blunt!!
Guy2: yeah i will

WEED by POTSMOKER420 February 25, 2005

weed 

slang term for marijuana. sort of like a peace treaty that every square politition needs to uhhh "sign". If these were sold like cigarettes and alcohol, which fuck you up more than weed, we wouldn't have 3 million cigarette butts flowing into the worlds oceans every day and wouldn't have 80,000 deaths due to heavy alcohol consumption.(and folks that is in the U.S. alone!!)

Stop fighting you two! Now take this weed and settle your differences. And don't forget to bring in your show and tell things for tomorrow.

weed by JH#1 October 14, 2009

weed 

the greatest substance grown on gods green earth. the only down side is the paranoid flash you get when your stoned because mutha fucka's aint legalizing because their mostly capitalist ass holes. it calms you down and makes you feel like ur walkin on clouds. wish i could be blazin that bomb chron right now

lets hit that weed keg boyz!.... nuff said

weed by Chris Chron May 9, 2011