Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022

walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.

Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.

by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021

Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.

"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."

by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016

Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.

Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.

by DearUniverse July 14, 2016

Wedding wishlist

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.

Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.

by Curly haired mess. November 26, 2018