Walmart

Melting pot of the worst human trash and stupidest people walking this Earth. A Walmart is also the number one spot for the ultimate People-Watching experience.

Frustrated White Trash Mother in Walmart: (says to her crying five year old son with scars and a mullet) "Put them back on the shelf, you know we can't afford no Lucky Charms!"

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Walmart

Verb, to explain using to the lowest common demoninator. To make readily explainable to the average Walmart employee or customer. To "dumb down" an otherwise complex explanation, idea, or concept.

"You need to Walmart that report before presenting it"

A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.

"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.

by Samuel Pettyjohn January 22, 2006

Walahi

Arabic for 'i swear to Allah'

"Walahi i've never been more happy in my life than i am right now" - Napoleon aka Mutah Wassin Shabazz Beale

by Souljah Of Allah November 3, 2008

walmartialarts

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.

Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.

by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007

WalMac's

Your local Wal-Mart owned McDonalds restaurant.

"Hey guys, wanna go to WalMac's?"

"Sure! It's helluva lot cleaner there, anyways."

by Disperse April 10, 2009

walmart

A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

Walmart

Basically- The Essence of Evil.

Walmart should have their asses sued off

by Whalee June 25, 2005