When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
Get the Turtle Weddingmug. After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
Get the walking wedmug. When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.
Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop
by PastorMan August 5, 2021
Get the Wedding Vindaloopmug. First guy:man,hav u seen yo girl over there with another dud?
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her
by Cokee skyper June 13, 2019
Get the wed offmug. A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?
Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.
Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!
Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.
Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!
Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
by mikethegreat26 March 7, 2013
Get the wedding pacemug. by fuckboysarounddaworld June 3, 2015
Get the wedding bangmug. The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.
by DearUniverse June 22, 2016
Get the The Wedding Yearmug.