the cocaine walrus

Putting two straws up one nose in order to snort up a load of coke. The participant resembles a walrus. Even more if they are fat.

On a wild night, cocaina, straws, half a gram boshed = "the cocaine walrus". BOOM.

by thesnifferdog June 10, 2011

Love Walrus

Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.

He thinks he's a Sex God but in fact he is a Love Walrus.

by David Hayward December 23, 2003

cock walrus

one who sucks/takes in extremely large dick, like that of a walrus'

Stop being such a cock walrus.
Al Gore has the capabilities of a cock walrus.

by Phantom1250 November 25, 2007

Frosty Walrus

While a girl is giving head, right before she swallows the cum, the guy karate-chops her in the throat, thus causing the cum to come out of her nose.

Guy- Did Becky give you head last night?
Guy2- Yeah, and then I gave her a frosty walrus!

by Susiecrabgrasswashere January 11, 2008

sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

Walrus Lips

Slang term for female vaginal lips, not always excessively large or stretched from child birth. Walrus lips are not age specific or race specific but the term may be used as a replacement for camel toe. Phrasing associated to striking resemblance between the lips of the vagina and that of an actual walrus.

"Hey girl what's up with them Walrus Lips!"
"I'm about to go home to my woman and tear up them walrus lips."
"How'd you get them walrus lips??"
Camel ToeBeef CurtainsMeat CurtainsMeat PocketRoast Beef LipsChewed up bubble gum

by Rennerford November 8, 2011

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015