Vulture Sag

When its hot outside and your nuts are dropped

"Man its hot as fuck out here"

"Yeah i have vulture sag"

by Skippy69420 December 2, 2021

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang

As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.

by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008

soda vulture

A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)

office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...

office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!

by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008

Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own

“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”

by We’re poor October 10, 2022

Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014

People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.

Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!

by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021

Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.

"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture

by ishop April 21, 2011