Ghetto Viking

A gang contain people that are pieces of shit in private but play the victims in public.
Can't wait to see my Fellow Ghetto Vikings at the club. I've missed Kyle, Sam Brown nose, Stinky Dean and Ratboy McBoobgrabber
by Vikingkingofbristol February 08, 2021
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Viking Ship

When one grabs the central base of the scrotum and the head of the penis simultaneously, then pulls outward. The penis become the dragon on the front of the ship and the entire scrotum become the seating area.
When I showed Haley my Viking Ship, she gasped in amazement.
by Elephant Wizard February 28, 2010
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VIKING HAIR

a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."

antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000; the ultimate opposite of VIKING HAIR

Common misspellings: VINKING HAIR, viking hair. Both of these will make you look like a douche
Dude, The Departed was freakin' VIKING HAIR!
by Hou$ton February 07, 2007
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Viking Hunger

When one's stomach has been empty for some time, and the sounds eminating from your lower gut resemble the thunder used by almighty Odin.
Dude, I haven't eaten in days! I've got the Viking Hunger for an entire ham!

*Loud Stomach Rumbling*
by Spyderbait November 11, 2009
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viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.
My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!
by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004
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viking fan

by Say Cheese December 11, 2003
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Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass
I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night
by PFUNK6 March 01, 2014
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