vegetable

a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything
"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"
by seijan September 22, 2023
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Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.
I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.
by Firemanjones January 29, 2019
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 07, 2011
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Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable
by Beckman5_01 February 08, 2024
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Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.
"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"
by whatafatass November 01, 2016
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You vegetable

It means you do nothing at all apart from eat and game it also mean you have no life at all
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021
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Spoiled vegetables

When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!
Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!
by Carrboy Experience September 03, 2023
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