Vegetable

Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.

Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020

Anarcho-Vegetism

Anarcho-vegetism is a dialectic acceleration of the supreme form of anarcho-monarchism: the always celebrated anarcho-maoism. Anarcho-vegetism deterritorializes anarcho-stalinism to reterritorialize it in a xenoimproved version of the maximum outcome of the dialectic development between posadist-demonology and trotzkist-luxembourghism.

The final aufhebung, the lichtung on the plan d'immanence and the always covet left unity is anarcho-vegetism. Here we can find an eternal peace founded on the Union of self-government principalities, the "sayan-soviets", around the worlds.

A friend: "I'm wondering, if anarcho-vegetism is the perfection of communism, how will be the typical person in this kind of society?"

Me, an intellectual: "You have to imagine every person in anarcho-vegetism as a multitude of Vegetas. A body without organ that is the platonic form of Vegeta as the Ubermensch. Vegeta has the perfect balance between the Apollonian and Dionysian Spirit: the will to regulate his training, the pride to guide him towards the Wille zur Macht"

by Meta-communism May 8, 2020

moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer

I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!

by JacobWhite6 April 23, 2023

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb June 4, 2016

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016