vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

Vanilla Creamsicle

When you make a Popsicle out of your semen and insert it into the ass of your target, letting it melt. Then you lick it all out.

"Bro how did it go last night?"
"Went amazing, I gave her a Vanilla Creamsicle!"

by Papi2787 March 12, 2019

Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018

vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

vanilla shine

When someone is radiant in the most bland way possible.

I mean he's okay, he got that vanilla shine...

by astrowebs December 3, 2019

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

vanilla ho

much like vanilla ice cream this is a gurl who is basic af. probably shops at brandy and/or thrifts. Also gets around in the most basic way

idk if i should date her

yeah idk...she’s definitely a vanilla ho

by nana created this January 19, 2019