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vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
by warion July 13, 2010
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Blur Vomit

1.What you say while drunk and about to pass out after someone asks you how you feel
2.When you are disgusted by what someone
says
1.Your drunk, are you ok?
Blur Vomit!

2.She's ugly, but I'd hit it
Blur Vomit!
by Russel0506 October 9, 2008
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Sky vomit

When your cat vomits from a high place, such as off furniture , a cat climbing tower or a high cupboard..
Generally vomit found under the piece of said furniture.
Loki (the cat) just did a 'sky vomit'
by Winnie the cat lady August 16, 2022
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Computer Vomit

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.
I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!
by ccham March 12, 2011
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Vomit Vagina

Letting someone throw up in a girls vagina, then eating her out.

Courtney Cordero is legendary for this
Eric why does your breath stank
I just gave Courtney a Vomit Vagina
Hell yea bro
by Orange Phantom May 12, 2009
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Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.
A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.
by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013
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Vomit Fairy

If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.
A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."

B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."
by Siania December 9, 2008
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