tom was really drunk and fell on the floor in that pissy toilet n was flappin around he made a urine angel!
by j kid January 25, 2008

those lovely bottles of "lemonade" you see in the ditches while you are driving down a highway. Usually emitted by truckers peeing into bottles so they don't have to slow their trip down to stop and use the restroom.
by Feaz NTZ October 29, 2006

by PepermintPatti December 3, 2010

The hot, humid haze present in the air when entering an un-air conditioned men's room at a large sports venue. Humidity levels must be near 99.9% humidity with a large portion of said humidity made up of urine vapor as opposed to water vapor.
When I walk into the men's room at Floyd Casey Stadium in Waco, Texas, I am greeted by the cloying smell of the urine fog within. I feel like I am breathing urine vapor into my lungs! Heaven help me if I have to drop a deuce and endure the unwelcome breathing treatment for more than 60 seconds.
by uselessinformation September 14, 2010

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 28, 2020

by McLovin04 March 2, 2023
