Snizzle Twit

An ignorant or unpleasant person who invokes immediate disgust upon sight.

"He is such a snizzle twit; I am not sure how he has kids."

by Kitttens* August 26, 2016

Twit Brigade

A whole bunch of twits. A twit brigade is a bunch of buffoons.

The school moms are such a twit brigade.

by Holdsitgud March 9, 2022

TWIT

The best song released in 2019 so far.

Hwasa: You're a fool TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT

by ale_xahh February 28, 2019

dick twit

A ignorantidiot

What a dick twit he is.

by Booktwat August 11, 2017

Twit Fit

:a twitter war.

There's a major twit fit between Jessica and her ex.

by Crystal Jennings July 27, 2013

twitness

Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.

Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011