Twilight

the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.

Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!

by Alla is mother russia :] August 5, 2010

twilight

The worst book ever written. It is basically the story of a freaky, socially-awkward chick named Bella who moves into a small town in the middle of Washington. While there, she meets an equally socially-awkward sparkly dude named Edward. Oh, and Edward is a parasite. A vampire, by any other name. Unfortunately, Edward doesn't kill her, or drink her blood, or sacrifice her to the Vampire community. Why he didn't do that is beyond me. But, their passion for each other exceeds all odds, and they fall deeply in love.

While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.

Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.

But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.

You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.

But do you know what isn't sickening?

Good literature.

Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.

Girl 1: "Oh my god! I like totally LOVE Edward's hunky sparkly magic! Twilight is like, the Bible! He's a god! PRAISE HIM AND HIS SHINY BODY!"

Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"

*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*

Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."

by Read On July 9, 2011

Twilight

What could have been a good book, just ended up being a big mess. A typical romance novel that no one will remember in 15 years. Though about 'vampires', the whole book is just describing the oh so handsome Edward, and about a girl who can't make a single decision in her life and will always depend in a guy. A lot of people complain about the book being gay, but the whole book is just horrible, besides, Twilight fans never discuss the characters, or the plot, or the sequence the events are put together. The bad stuff of Twilight could be:

1. lack of plot

2. And lack of character development

Twilight fan-"OMG, like Twilight is THE best book ever. Edward is so hawt, vampires are so cool, like I want to marry Edward cause he is so hawt."

Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)

by Mr. Mercury June 29, 2010

twilight

a perfectly good time of day before fangirls of the novels by stephenie meyers started wearing absurd t shirts announcing to the world which team they are on, when no one really gives a shit. oh and then harry potter fans started flipping out because..... well no one really knows.

Oh look, it is twilight: the soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall.

by jajajajajajagermangirly80 August 17, 2010

twilight

1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk.

2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.

1. Twilight is so pretty in areas not polluted with fog.

2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?

Person #2: Yeah.

Person #1: Any good?

Person #2: No.

by yokj6 October 14, 2010

Twilight

A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.

.........and a crappy book.

We went on a date at twilight.

by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010

Twilight

A series of books, and now motion pictures, that are very popular among pre-teens (with the occasional actual teenage GIRL). It tells the story of a misunderstood "vegetarian" vampire and the new girl in school and their oh so tragic love story. The character of Bella (new girl in school) has little to no personality which is most likely the literary device that made it so addicting to young women. These love starved girls can very easily put themselves into the place of

Bella because there is very little know about her that readers need to remove from their minds. Edward (misunderstood vampire...who sparkles) is portrayed as the "perfect man" in every aspect possible, however the writer fails to actually expand on all the reasons he is so very "god-like". There is no actual plot until about the last 70 pages so the rest is used to convince young girls to toss aside all other men that do not live up to the standard they have created for Edward Cullen in their mind.

Boy to Twilight reading Girl: Hey i was wondering if you would like to go out some time.
Twilight reading Girl: Do you sparkle?
Boy: Excuse me?
Twilight reading Girl: You heard me. Do you sparkle?
Boy: Um no...
Twilight reading Girl: Will you let me call you Edward?
Boy: But my name is...
Twilight reading Girl: I don't even care just leave. (whispers to friends) god what a loser!

Hint: Twilight reading Girl need to take a look in the mirror

by saddend.by.society. December 7, 2010