two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

by splinter barberino January 16, 2006

Two Kings

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

And it is true.

by larstait October 28, 2003

two cents

Non-requested opinion/s

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 22, 2005

Zero Two

Best Girl, 10/10 would smash, I deal zannies lol help me, i need physical help... seriously

I WOULD SMASH ZERO TWO M8

by Remu le Dinowhore June 12, 2018

driving for two

verb. a phenomenon that occurs when a group of friends are on a roadtrip with two or more cars, but only one driver knows how to reach the destination. Said driver then has the obligation to drive in a way that his or her followers can keep up. Maneuvers involved include, but are not limited to:
-reduced speed
-engaging the blinkers
-occasionally stopping in the shoulder

Friend: Dude that guy has had his blinkers on for a good mile and a half now, why doesn't he just take the shoulder?

Me: He must be driving for two...

by outlaw pr March 25, 2011

Two-Fifty

When someone is as flat as a plank of wood from Home Depot. This plank tends to cost $2.50

Nicky: I just hooked up with this cute girl
Friend: was she a two-fifty?
Nicky: yeah, but it’s ok!

by PullTheTriggaFigga October 15, 2020