fart turd

A fart off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 14, 2016

word turd

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.

Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

Whac-A-Turd

A spinoff arcade game a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein seriously drunk partygoers are convinced to whack real turds that pop up with a rubber mallet to win more drinks.

Whac-A-Turd is a horrifically messy, gooey game whose stink can be the absolute worst, but for sure the drinks make it all totally worthwhile!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

soft serve turd

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.

I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.

This guy is a turd chewer!

by Aleman2 December 29, 2009