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El Toner

El Toner is a type of person. They take many shits and often sped out. Sometimes they will contract Emilitis but only if they have not showered for at least a week. They also are very fond of learning many life skills at summer camp like learning to be loyal at "Pine Cone Camp for Snakey Children."
Greva was being such an El Toner because he was clogging my toilet nonstop and saying how he's the most loyal boyfriend out of all of the boys
by goodshceise911 September 18, 2018
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tuber

A low-class member of the internet comment brigade. Derived from intertube and youtube combined with the fact that many tubers seem to have roughly the intelligence and shape of a potato, this being a different kind of tuber. Tubers can generally be recognized by the fact that their comments bear little to no relevance to the subject at hand.
News article: "The Norwegian election may have been rigged."
Tuber 1: "how do i post coments?"
Tuber 2: "the REAL problem with this country is the two party system that allows for rigging!"
Tuber 3: "TELL EVERYONE THAT ASHLEY IS A TWO TIMING WHORE"
by NorCur July 25, 2011
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teacher of the tundra

A term used for a teacher who is horrible and mean in every possible way. She may also be a whore.
by Laire November 19, 2007
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tuberculosis

The disease resulting from infection by bacteria from the genus Mycobacteria. Primarily caused by complex-forming M.Tuberculosis or M. Bovis the disease is predominantly transmitted by respiratory secretions and suprisingly, is not very contagious. Infection by tubercule bacillus results in chronic lesion-forming in pulmonary tissues. Disease progression is long-term and lesion dissemination can be fatal.
It would appear i have bleeding lungs. What a day for tuberculosis what?. cough, cough.....
by chez1986 June 11, 2007
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Noob Tuber

A really annoying person that keeps killing u with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty
That noob tuber is making me want to throw my controller through my tv
by Dr.Crunch December 11, 2009
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Toner

A boner you get from great tone.
Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.
by troy>i September 14, 2011
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Jewish Tune-Up

The act of putting one's car up for sale.
My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.
by magooooooooooooo February 3, 2008
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