purple trumpet

The male version of blue waffle

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet

by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011

trumpet trousers

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!

Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!

by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005

Trumpet

A Trumpet is a Donald Trump supporter who shares his supporting views indiscriminately to whoever happens to be around.

Hey, here comes the Trumpet Orchestra. (Trump supporter parade)

Holy, that Trumpet won't STFU.

by Anonimosit.Y May 16, 2016

Trumpleton

Air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra.

When the nudist skydiver jumped out of a plane with an erection, he landed and had to use the restroom, instead of urinatin he had a "trumpleton".

by VirginiaTM2 April 17, 2009

trumpet

the most kick-ass instrument ever
most people tend to think that only people with big-egos play it, true YES but that's only what they see

trumpet players rule

Me: bwahahhah I play the trumpet!
Selena Gomez: and i play the flute!

Me: (whacks her with my oh-so EPIC trumpet)

by trumpet hero girl November 6, 2011

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019

trumpet

The absolute best, coolest sounding instrument ever. It's a brass instrument with three valves. The trumpets are easy to recognize in most songs, and usually have pretty awesome parts. They usually get solos. Plus all the players look cool when they play...

"A frighteningly good trumpet section"

by Rosie m. June 11, 2006