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pinky treatment

Putting your pinky up your butthole for sexual pleasure while masturbating in the bathtub/shower.
"Man, last night while in the shower I gave myself the pinky treatment and came all over the place!"
by Trystan January 29, 2008
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The Silent Treatment

When you're sleeping over at a friends house, traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can't fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.
Dude, I regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.

Yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up passing out. So, the silent treatment was my only option.
by sorry, bro...but thanks January 6, 2011
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Rashida Treatment

An experienced virgin that won't fuck but do everuthing else.
Bro, she gave me the Rashida treatment yesterday.
by ohkuuurrr May 2, 2018
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scissor treatment

forced raped on a dude which is committed by a dude.
Bruce: Oh dude, I had a scissor treatment last night.
Dom: Oh dude, heard about those, they are really grody.
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Ralphie Treatment

Making somebody incredibly uncomfortable, degrade them, preferably emotionally.

The phrase was derived from an episode of The Sopranos when character Ralph Cifaretto asks Tony Soprano's sister, whom he is dating, Janice, to use an apparatus resembling the male genitalia on him.

The Sports Guy on espn.com's page two, then coined the phrase "The Ralphie Treatment."
"I can't believe he said that. I'd like to give that guy The Ralphie Treatment."
by The Lifter June 16, 2009
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The DMV Treatment

When waiting in line for hours and finally approaching the window but the window either closes or the clerk tells you that somehow "You were on the wrong line" and you are sent to another line only to be sent to another and another in a vicious cycle of wasted time and frustration.

That is the nature of The DMV Treatment.
Person: Ugh finally, thanks for taking three hours of my life.. *walks toward window*..

Clerk: I'm sorry sir this window is closed now, go to the red line.

Person: Dammit. Fine..

*2 hours later*
Person: Geez, finally... *approaches window*

Clerk: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you'll have to go to the blue line.

Person: Goddammit! No! Open up bitch, don't be giving ME The DMV Treatment!
by KtotheQ June 12, 2010
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PVC Treatment

Something you do to someone who has really wronged you, where one takes a 10 foot long piece of PVC pipe and inserts it up the Mangina of the jerk who hurt them. Sometimes, it is also necessary to put a piece of gasoline-soaked string up the pipe and light it afire.
Lydia: Hey.... Emily, what's wrong? You seem down.
Emily: Oh, it's nothing. Someone just did something to me that is worthy of the PVC treatment......
by whyshoulditellyou????? December 22, 2010
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