swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo

Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit

by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 06, 2005

Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.

"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"

by toastyTORP April 08, 2009

mexican torpedo

When you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe's legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her vagina in rapid succession

As the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs Kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo'd the sheep's vagina.

by Chris Kinder April 04, 2005

Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke

"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"

by dustynook February 01, 2010

Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.

Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007

JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017