Tampon Strings

A Greek city in Pinellas County, also known as Tarpon Springs.

I live in Tampon Strings.

by Mynde September 12, 2009

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

Anal Seepage Tampon

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.

After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

by HillBilly Hitmen June 25, 2008

frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.

"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."

by abortion is fun June 29, 2007

The Drunken Tampon

Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha

We totally convinced Sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!

by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009

Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009