pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen

Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."

by cheaterssmell October 4, 2008

The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough

This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down

by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020

rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.

Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

Begone Todd

The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.

Todd: hey k-kid wanna buy Skyrim

Fuck, not again, Begone Todd

by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019

Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.

Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win

by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021

Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018