myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

by theredwillow April 03, 2011

Norwegian Curve

A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.

damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock

by sluthole September 25, 2003

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

curved ass

it is when your ass is curved

Sally has a curved ass because of the way she is sitting.

by TrollerDefines November 19, 2014

Curve fucker

A nerdy, typically Asian person who does nothing but study all day, has no life and will eventually be your downfall on an exam. Somebody who gets well above average on an exam, thereby causing the curve to be higher and subsequently earning the hatred of all non curve fuckers in the class.

Guy 1:Man that exam raped me.
Guy 2: Haha yea man I almost got raped too, but luckily I was able to copy from that one curve fucker sitting next to me.
Guy 1: Fuck you

by tamiltiger1 February 08, 2011

curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

by Blowfish July 31, 2005

curve surfing

When someone sways with the car when the car turns.

Sarah was curve surfing on the bus when we were on the curvey road.

by Braedyn May 16, 2007