Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

Tingle

To be taken and single at the same time. Mostly used in the place of (it’s complicated)

Are u single or taken. I’m tingle.

by Sleepy202 December 16, 2019

Rage-tingle

1 - "A psychosomatic, tingling sensation in the groin, lower ribs, or fingers, triggered by intense frustration, annoyance, or the mental grind of monotonous, repetitive tasks."
2 - "A psychosomatic tingle caused by task-induced stress, intense annoyance, or grinding through mind-numbing repetition."

"I'm not gonna be able to put up with this, I am starting to get the rage-tingle going on"
" I've got to take a quick walk, I have got a rage-tingle."

by CRAYZ33T May 8, 2025

tingle masturnap

The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming

Hey Jack Penton are you still going to pull a "tingle masturnap" tonight like you planned?

by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025

Tingle bobbler

When the pussy feels so good you get the tingle bobblers

That pussy made gave me some tingle bobbler

by Kyle t o d d August 27, 2020

Tingle

Taken but single; Taken and single.

The person she's tied to, is their queen, shes top priority and nobody is fucking with her position, thats wifey.
You will be cut off, or beat up trying to mess with her, thats the love of their life.
If someone says there tingle, there hoing around til theyre ready to be faithful, and when they get ready, there going to that person their tingle with, sis its not you lol, sorry.

Hey love, i would love to spend some time with you, are you free? Yes, i am but i would like for you to konw beofore anything happens im tingle.

by #TruthHurtsSiss May 21, 2018

tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.

I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.

by the david robson July 2, 2011