jay thompson

The king of terrorists

"Oh shit it's Jay Thompson!" *Buildings explode*

by KrazyJMan January 11, 2017

James Thompson

An insult which could replace pedo/nonce; it means that the person supposedly loves kids, especially little boys.

"Oh no! Theres James Thompson, quick everyone, evacuate the playground!"

by miskamushka November 9, 2019

Tickle Thompson

The homosexual act of standing behind a man, grabbing their right shoulder, whispering political messaging into their ear while simultaneously grabbing their testicles with the left hand.

“Timothy gave Dave a Tickle Thompson behind the dumpster after work.”

by Carl lee Jefferson February 17, 2023

the thompson special

Where a boy named eddie thompson does the helicopter, before RKOing the person that is giving a handjob, and bum fucking them.

A Unity Special ~ i hate you jamie you retard

Oh my god, I wish eddie would do the thompson special on me!

by eddthomp May 20, 2023

Fred Thompson

1) God

2) The Actor who appeared in films such as "Baby's Day Out" (as the FBI Agent), "The Hunt For Red October" (as the admiral of the USS Enterprise, and more recently, Law & Order.

When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Thompson Middle School

The most awesome school ever. It's in Murrieta, with a outstanding athletic record, high test scores, and a famous choir and band program. Most of the students move on to Murrieta Valley High School, with a Greatschool's rating of 9/10, which is rare. They also have a famous choir program. Their "Advanced" Choir has been going to compete in California's top choirs. Plus all the people that go are freakin' awesome (except certain people... you know who you are...)

"Hey, do you go to Thompson Middle School?"

by 8thGradeAwesomeness January 2, 2012

Thompsonism

(tom-sin-ism): n. Someone who thinks at the utmost derpy levels of the human brain, whilst simultaneously speaking the human translated dialect of bird. Additional attributes may include, but are not limited to, subtle moaning sounds, strong attachment to drama, pokemon, extreme obsession with Dave Matthews Band, internet surfing, and can often be found perching on furniture like a vulture or in the fetal position. Habits include overthinking, ceramics, and piano playing. Physical appearance may allude to but falsely advertise being severely 'baked' (see 'stoned').

A Thompsonism smolder resembles 'Crush' from Finding Nemo

A Thompsonism perching resembles 'L' from Death Note

by aeilyta October 21, 2011