ambush wedding

A "Trojan" or "Ambush Wedding" is a surprise wedding thrown by the bride and groom on their unexpected guests. Often disguised as an invite to a casual event, or after having a simple get-together; the couple shocks the whole host with a wedding on the spot. It is a new alternative to an elopement.

The Mr and I had an ambush wedding last year! Literally the week before the one on "Girls." We invited everyone for a clambake at our new house, and before lunch was served I went inside, changed into a dress, and came out saying, "We're going to get married! Right now!" The best part was when my husband asked his nephew to be his best man. It took our nephew a few seconds to understand that the Mr meant right then. I thought it was super—we had a gorgeous cake and flowers hidden in the house to bring out for the celebration. It was low stress and fun

by naenay September 24, 2014

wedding bang

To bang (have sexual intercourse) someone while other people's weddings are in session.

Yesterday at Ellie's party jaquelle and I ended up wedding banging in the hotel room upstairs.

by fuckboysarounddaworld June 3, 2015

Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.

"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."

by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016

Wedding wishlist

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.

Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.

by Curly haired mess. November 26, 2018

wed off

To wed something or someone off is to forget about them

First guy:man,hav u seen yo girl over there with another dud?
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her

by Cokee skyper June 13, 2019

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.

by DearUniverse June 22, 2016

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.

by DearUniverse July 14, 2016