Vacuum cleaner

A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.

Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh

Girl 1- oh ok

by thegardenofemma July 21, 2019

the dirty vacuum

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.

Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"

by Looey P, and Eche February 10, 2010

vacuum sealer

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

by Stephen Breeney January 8, 2008

Pennie Vacuum

A Jewish person who suffers from severe Anorexia and near total blindness, due to not being able to see through his massive afro.

God Max is such a Pennie Vacuum! I don't think he can even see the pennies he sucks up! He must have Smell-o-vision.

by LoadedAtUrFace April 25, 2011

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits June 11, 2012

Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

by teachmehowtodouche December 13, 2010

Vibe Vacuum

That person who can suck any enjoyment and happiness out of any situation. A fun sponge. A mood hoover.

We were have such a great time until Gerard came along. He's such a vibe vacuum

by Dallianced January 17, 2020