Bluffin Top

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

by swapps October 30, 2010

dry top

adj.
Very bad top, or oral sexual intercourse, usually due to low tongue play.

Also a very mediocre map in Guild Wars 2

"Man she gave me some dry top"

by venans May 2, 2020

Top diff

This is when the top laners in league of legends have a gap between skill

Chris you are so much worse than Danny in every way possible at the top lane because of top diff

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Top peace

A dry {blowjob from an inexperienced girl with sharp braces. Typically resulting in painfully deep abrasions, torn ass neck and ballbag hair, and immediate bloody limp dick. A painfull but necessary rite of passage for teenage boys.

Boy: "Ahhh biatch, yo grill is tearin' up my junkz!"
Girl: "What baby, you can't handle a bit of my top peace?"

by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith December 29, 2007

top frag

Having the most kills on your team.

bob1032 is top fragging.

by Tastiermite July 27, 2019

Passive Top

A passive top may prefer the bottom to be astride him and/ or in control of the pace of things. Importantly, the top isn't always in control of the action. The terms active/passive often have to do with how power and control are managed - on many levels - in a particular sexual interaction

A passive top likes to go with the flow and doesn’t need to be aggressive to have fun.

by anonymous May 18, 2023

top drop

An after-effect experienced by a domme/dom after they have dominated their submissive, characterized by guilt and depression.

I don't wanna be too hard on you or I'll get top drop.

by MistressGrace January 26, 2011