ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 4, 2019

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.

Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting

by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018

Porter

Porter is usally a great person who is full of humer, he will always make you laugh no matter what. He has beautiful eyes and when ever you look at hkm its hard to look away. If you ever get yourself a Porter you should remind yourself about how lucky you are.He will always listen and is so nice and funny and will care about you so much.

Me "I literally will never love anyone besides my Porter"

You " I want someone like him in my life"

Me "You'll find your Porter one day"

by P and M forever October 22, 2018